Saturday Sayings- Week One

There's going to be something new happening every Saturday here on the old blaw-g. And it's called "Saturday Sayings". Every Saturday I will be posting quotes (some funny, some serious...). Feel free to do this on your blog too! Just be sure to save the image and post it :) Alright so here goes nothin'...

 

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

-Steven Wright

 

"Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."

-Albert Einstein

 

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not."

-Dr. Seuss

 

"Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a [heck] of a lot better."

-Robert Redford

 

"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."

-Audrey Hepburn