Uh-Oh

So I just realized something about my mascara. It's waterproof. I knew full well when I bought it that it was waterproof. And I know that you're thinking, Wait... what? You knew when you bought it that it was waterproof but you just realized it? Yeah. I didn't really think about it, I just thought, "Oh, waterproof! It won't melt off of my face if I jump in the pool or get all sweaty or something!"

It wasn't until someone made a crack about an internet celebrity wearing waterproof mascara. I didn't get it. Now... *sigh* I understand. And it takes all of my self control not to run as fast as I can and buy new mascara.

It's because it's always clumped together. Because when said celebrity washes her face, she doesn't wash her mascara off because it's waterproof. Ughhhhhh. I'm almost 100% certain that I wash it all off at night, and that it doesn't look clumpy, but now I'm paranoid. And I'm pretty sure that I'm driving all of my friends and my family crazy, asking constantly, "Do I look like ____________?" Yeah.

So... I guess what I'm saying is beware. Be careful careful careful careful. Wash off your mascara at night, even if it takes makeup remover. It's worth it. When you think that no one will notice that you haven't washed it, they will. Oh, they will. Trust me.